Funny Telephone Greetings How Do I Write A Script On Alexander Graham Bell And Make It Ridiculously Funny?

How do I write a script on Alexander Graham Bell and make it ridiculously funny? - funny telephone greetings

I have this week for science and mathematics at school, and I write a script (5 minutes) to Alexander Graham Bell and how he invented the telephone, but I need to be funny but also realistic. Has anyone good suggestions?